Nice pair of tits

I am admittedly a tit man. Always have been. I really like to see those bumps raise and that nipple get rock hard. She gets bonus points if she'll play with them for me.

Happy Birthday Kirsti

If you ask me, it's pretty cool to share the day with the Easter bunny. Have a great day today and I'll come down this week and take you to dinner. Happy Birthday my friend.

What do you get Drench for her birthday?

This Sunday is my good friend Kirsti's birthay and it got me thinking. What do you get a woman like her for her birthday? First thought was a new glass dildo but then I wouldn't even begin to know which one to pick and hell, if you've seen her collection, she has everything already. *shakes my head*

Round trip ticket to Texas perhaps? *nudge*

An erotic painting is out of the question with Marcus around.

Maybe I'll just take her to dinner and shoot the shit with a good friend. In the meantime, stop by and wish her a happy birthday on Sunday.

Ouch

This guys is gonna need a nose job. Not to be confused with blow job *laughs*

Friday funny stuff: The differences between men and women.

The talking twins

These little guys are really cute.

April Fools Day

Top 100 April Fools Day Hoaxes

Do you do the fooling or are you usually the fool?